What's weird about Minnesota? What's not weird about Minnesota? Hotdish. Brownies. Long goodbyes. Mutant werewolves. I mean, you know how long a Minnesota goodbye is? I went to this one guy's house for a "salad" and I couldn't leave for another three months. And it gets worse, I have a Minnesota "guy on the couch" living in my house now. Those guy will never leave. I mean REALLY never leave.