“Hey, In their defense, it is a well known fact that the deadliest cannibals in the world today come from Chicago. That’s also where the deadliest puppets come from but that’s another topic. Remember the when we went to Chicago two weeks ago? Those cooks didn’t actually want you to test the water by getting in. They were trying to eat you. I would of said something but I suddenly started wondering what you would taste like. Must have been that T-virus…. Itchy…” man with the long hair slaps himself.