"I was not on American Idol. That was my clone. and if I remember correctly, you were the last one in the cloning lab before that. You told me that you locked the door behind you, yet he got out some how and showed up on that stupid show.

Besides. Could be worse. You're the only one I have ever scene turned down on Extreme makeover Home Edition. For some unknown reason they didn't believe you were blind, handi cap, and that you housed 100 orphans in your in there, especially when they went to where they were supposed to be and found a NUCLEAR REACTOR!"