"Accually there is an easy way to get rid of a Minnasotan. Check the back of their neck. If they have a red spot, insault the Twins. If they have a purple spot, insult the Vikings. If thye have a green spot, they are just a freeloader from Wisconsin. Just offer them Lutifisk. Wisconsinites hae a fatal allergy to the stuff, due to the fact that they arn't Scandinavian, but are in fact from an alien planet in orbit around Wolf 359."