"I've been meaning to ask you about that T-Virus. Why are you trying to create an army of zombies with science? You know as well as I do that they always go on a flesh eating rampage, killing and eating everything in site. You need to ask that witch doctor friend of yours for help and do it the old fasioned way. I'm sure that she knows how to make zombies. take the magic route and they will be completely loyal to you, as long as you don't give them salt."