"Um, we were playing with a smoke machine we found. Yeah, that's it. A Smoke Machine. And then we got a little hungry so we ate a bunch of Cheetos. We were about to watch Wizard Of Oz while listening to Dark Side Of The Moon to see if they match up, but then the house caught on fire. But then again, you wouldn't know anything about that, would you. It wouldn't have anything to do with the bottle rockets you were firing off in the living room, would it?"