"I tired, but it keeps coming back. I went to the Mayo Clinic, and they are working on it, but until then they recommended covering them in lingonberries."

The man in the Fedora took a sip of his coffee and thought for a moment.

"What are those guys up to anyways. Last I heard it involved taking over the world with a giant "laser" but when everyone found out that it was just a big glow stick they kind of fell off the radar for a while."