Ok, so I was wrong about the contry. I may have been a bit stoned at the time. But that still doesn't change anything. It was your nephew who took over, not you.

Besides, that's not as impresive as the time I took over France with Humming Bird feather and a wet noodle! The french army was all "OOOO. He's got a very small feather and a wet noodle! Run Away!

How else do you think I got all those french guns in my armory. I just called my zombies in after they ran away.